A Load of Old Shit by Horizon
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KJER OF HORIZON - - 8DKJER OF HORIZON -
- AT LAST, THE LAZY GUYS IN HORIZON PRESENT: A LOAD OF OLD SHIT RELEASED 901003 THE CURRENT ACTIVE HORIZON MEMBERS ARE... BAGDER , KJER JUDGE , PERNOD MASTERMIND BOOGALOO,ZAGOR AND EXILON!!! BMX - AB DARK TIMES HAVE COME... THE KINGDOM OF THE 64 HAS BEEN GREAT FOR NUMEROUS YEARS, BUT THE DARK FORCES OF THE - ARE CLOSE TO ENTER THE WASTELANDS... THE - WILL FADE, AND THE DARK AGE WILL COME... - WILL RING WHEN YOU'RE IN THE - WHILE SAVING... - AC THE GALLANT KNIGHTS OF - ARE BACK AGAIN TO - ACPEOPLE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT THAT - WERE DEAD, BUT THIS - FOR THIS DEMO... - , AND SOMETIMES BY THOSE NICE PEOPLE WHO MAKE SUCH NICE GRAFIX FOR US... NOW IT'S TIME TO BURN OFF THE GREETZ. I (BOOGALOO) DON'T HAVE THE GREETINGS LIST, SO IF YOU ARE NOT MENTIONED, DON'T KILL ME FOR THAT... - WANTS TO GREET....... - , AND PROBABLY SOME MORE GUYS, BUT IN THIS HURRY I CANNOT REMEMBER YOU ALL... TILL NEXT TIME, - IN THE NEXT PART, PRESS FIRE TO SEE WHATTHE COMPUTER IS DOING... - KVARNBERGSV 41BZO - 141 45 HUDDINGERO - ' HOPE YOU'VE NOTICEDT - $OR JUDGIE? NO, WRO - CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT7 - 'S A GOOD PAINTER, PERNO - CROLL/MEGASTYLE INC - BED 18.00, SLEEP TILL] - A TAPE RECORDER!)) - NOTICE HOW FUN I HAD WITH TH= - AC TIME TO CRUNCH MY FRIEND+] - KJER FLYING AWAY...A - 8DKJER OF HORIZON -
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**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD"HZ/SKATE-NINJA!!",8,1: SEARCHING FOR HZ/SKATE-NINJA!! LOADING READY. RUN - THE CREDITS WONT BE NECESSARY [[[ OK/ AT FIRST YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I MADE THIS MAINLY FOR SHOWING YOU SOME GRAPHICS/ THE CODE AINT THAT AWESOME[ SO/ CODE AND GRAPHICS BY PERNOD[ MUSIC BY BOOGALOO/ OR SKYLINE/ IF YOU LIKE THAT BETTER[ FOR SOME MONTHS I HAVE THOUGHT THAT THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO MAKE ON THIS MACHINE/ SO I HAVENT HAD THE RIGHT INSPIRATION TO DO SOMETHING[ I MEAN/ MOST TRICKS ARE EVEN FAMILIAR TO LAME GROUPS/ SO WHATS THE POINT FOR US TO MAKE THEM[[[ BUT SOME OF THE OTHER PARTS CONTAIN HIGH STANDARD CODE WHICH ISNT THAT BAD[[[ AND WE HAVE SOME NEW THINGS UNDER DEVELOPMENT RIGHT NOW[ FOR EXAMPLE I HAVE A NEW PART THAT GIVES ME INSPIRATION TO CODE AND NOT TO BE LAZY/ BECAUSE THAT ONE WILL SHOCK YOU ALL[ AND KJER IS ALSO WORKING ON A VERY COOL PART/ AND SO ARE THE OTHERS OF HZ[[[ I ALSO WANT TO WRITE AN APOLOGY TO MY PALS IN HZ FOR EXTREME LAZYNESS/ BUT DONT BLAME ME TO HARD/ CAUSE THE POST SEEMS TO SCREW UP NOW AND THEN[[[ CU/ PERNOD IS OFF] - FYEFPPPPP P [FBA - 8DKJER OF HORIZON -
- $" ^/ZXVTRPNLJHFDB - HI AGAIN, GUYS!!! YES^, IT IS TRUE. IT REALLY IS BOOG_ALOO AGAIN!!! IT MUST BE BO]RING FOR YOU TO READ MY BULLSHIT IN ALL THE PARTS, BUT I CANNOT HELP IT! I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN HORIZON WHO WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO LINK THIS SHIT ALL BY MYSELF!!! CREDITS... CODE AND GRAPHICS BY JUDGE, AND MUSIC BY ME, BOOGALOO. I THINK THIS DEMO LACKS SOME GREETINGS, SO I (BOOGALOO) WILL TAKE THE CHANCE TO BURN OFF MY PERSONAL GREETINGS.... FIRST OF ALL, I WANNA GREET JUDGE, WHO MADE THIS AWESOME PART, AND TRUSTED ME ENOUGH TO LET ME WRITE THE ENTIRE SCROLL TEXT! THEN I WANT TO GREET ALL THE REST OF MY FRIENDS IN HORIZON FOR NOT KILLING ME WITH THEIR SNAKES!!! I ALSO WANNA GREET THE BMX-NINJA-LAZER-SKATERS FOR NOT THROWING NINJA SPELLS ON MY MOUNTAIN-BIKE!!! I WANNA GREET LAZER-MISSILE-SNAIL-BENDER BAGDER (FOR BEING SO VERY ROUNDKICK ALL THE TIME!) , KICKSHIT-ROUNDABOUT KJER (FOR BEING ALLERGIC TO ASSEMBLERS, AND LAMING AROUND AS USUAL) , STONE-NINJA-SNAILSHIT ZAGOR (FOR NOT LETTING ME INTO THE HOLY GRAAL, AND FOR ALWAYS SENDING ME HIS BROKEN COMPUTER WHEN HE HAS BROKEN IT) , SKATE-RASTA-KICKMISSILE EXILON (FOR HELPING ME WITH THE GIANT WORK OF LINKING THIS DEMO, AND FOR USING THE LAMEST ASSEMBLER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN) , NINJAX-SWAPX-DISKLOOSER-KICKER PERNOD (FOR BEING LAME, AND FOR HIS FAST SENDINGS!!!) , NINJA-BMX-SKATE-MACHINE MASTERMIND (FOR BEING VERY LAME, AND FOR HAVING VIRUSES ON ALL HIS DISKS THREE DAYS AFTER HE HAS BOUGHT HIS AMIGA) , BEBOP-KICKER-COOOOL KAJ (FOR ALWAYS KILLING EVERYONE, AND FOR ALWAYS CALLING ME WHEN I AM ASLEEP) , YIEHAA-ROUNDKICK-BMX-NINJA JANINE (FOR UNDERSTANDING MY PERFECT GERMAN, AND FOR WAKING ME UP WITH THE PHONE, JUST TO HANG UP WHEN I ANSWER) , SNAKE-COWWRESTLER BAPPALANDER (FOR GOOD FRIENDSHIP AND FOR NICE MUZAX) , MAKAROOOOONI-KICKSHIT-CLOUDKICKER GEGGIN (FOR BEING ONE OF MY COOLEST MATES, AND FOR BEING A COOL PARTNER AT WORK) THESE GREETINGS SHOULD BE ENOUGH. NOW I AM TIRED, AND I AM IN A HURRY TO CRUNCH THIS SHIT, SO..... BYE FROM BOOGALOO..................... - 8DKJER OF HORIZON -
'T WANNA HERE ANYONE SAYING - X - B - 4B W[[[[[[Y - 44M V/1AA3] - 44ZX C0NO C] X CB - BWPC44B - 44Z_AAAAAAAAAAAARLAAAAAAAR'44B - AB RELEASE-DATE: 881212 - AE - DEMO OF THE YEAR!!! - THAT I'VE GOT AFTER THE OTHER TEXT WAS WRITTEN! HI TO: - THE REAL CHAMP... - JESUS! I THOUGHT I SHOULD DIE T'DAY! 17 BLOODY SENDINGS TO SEND TOMORRA... - MY LIFE ISN'T MENT FOR COPYING ON ONE - WITHOUT ANY KIND OF - AD TOMORRA I'VE GOT A... - - - I ALSO WANNA SAY TO YA ALL OUT THERE: MAKE YER SHIT WORK ON THE - MESSAGE TO YA ALL OUT THERE WHO THINKS WE ARE TOO - ...(THEN I MEAN ESPECIALLY TWO PEOPLE:GOBLIN/LIGHT AND JERRY/TRIAD) - WE HAVE MADE ABOUT - BLOX OF DEMOS SINCE SEPTEMBER, THERE AREN'T MANY GROUPS THAT HAVE MADE THAT!!! - SO NOW, I DON'T WANNA HERE ANYONE SAYING - -WHY DO YA RELEASE DEMOS SO SELDOM? - NEXT WEEK THE SCHOOL'S GONNA KILL ME: - FOUR DAMNED TESTS!!! - - AC THE TEACHERS SHOW NO MERCY FOR A POOR LITTLE HACKER... - I'M LOOKIN FOR MORE CONTACTS OUTSIDE GERMANY AND SWEDEN! CALL: - . OR WRITE TO... - AA BAGDER OF HORIZON KOLMILEV. 3 14142 HUDDINGE ZWEDEN - AC YEP! AND I'VE STOPPED ANSWERING ALL SWEDISH LAMERS... - I DON'T WANNA PAY AS MUCH AS I GET FOR SEVERAL MONTHS JUST FOR A - DISX, STAMPS AND NON-COMPUTER PARTIES COSTS JUST TOO MUCH!!! - X - B - 4B W[[[[[[Y - 44M V/1AA3] - 44ZX C0NO C] X CB - BWPC44B - 44Z_AAAAAAAAAAAARLAAAAAAAR'44B - THIS ISN'T ALL! IT TAKES 6 MINUTES TO PUT ON ALL FX!! - CTHIS PART WAS CODED BY MASTERMIND, THE LOGO THAT SOON WILL SHOW UP IS DRAWN BY GOBLIN OF LIGHT, THIS FONT IS MADE BY LEVITHAN! - XYA CAN'T PRESS"SPACE YET - )Y('&%#" ^][YWURPNLKIGFDCBA - YABCDFGIKLNPRTWY[]^ "#%&'( - )Y('&%#" ^][YWURPNLKIGFDCBA - YABCDFGIKLNPRTWY[]^ "#%&'( - )Y('&%#" ^][YWURPNLKIGFDCBA - YABCDFGIKLNPRTWY[]^ "#%&'( - )Y('&%#" ^][YWURPNLKIGFDCBA - SABCDFGIKLNPRUY] #&( - )Y('&%#" ^][YWURPNLKIGFDCBA - YABCDFGIKLNPRTWY[]^ "#%&'( - )Y('&%#" ^][YWURPNLKIGFDCBA - YABCDFGIKLNPRTWY[]^ "#%&'( - )Y('&%#" ^][YWURPNLKIGFDCBA - YABCDFGIKLNPRTWY[]^ "#%&'( - )Y('&%#" ^][YWURPNLKIGFDCBA - SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU ARE BORED, YOU MAKE A BETTER VERSION OF AN OLD THING. - VTRY THE FUNCTION KEYS. - /IS IT FUN? I DON'T THINK SO - PTRY YOUR JOY II. - XI HOPE YOU LIKE IT MORE. - ]THIS SCROLL WAS CODED BY KJER - .Z DO YOU ENJOY IT, BAGDER? - I THINK THIS SCROLL IS JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE GROOVY THAN THE ONES WITH JUST TWO OR THREE - ?THIS IS OUR LITTLE CONTRIBUTION TO TRIANGLE'S DEMO OF THE YEAR! - -IT'S CALLED 'BEATABLE' COZ THAT'S WHAT IT IS! - IT WAS MEANT TO BE SUM NICE SINUS-MOVES ABOVE THIS, BUT MY FUCKIN ROUT TOOK SO MUCH RASTER-TIME! (MY - ,SO, NOW I'M TOTALLY OUT OF CODE IN THIS FILE - RNEXT EFFECT PLEASE - C HERE COMES ME, - D IN THIS FUNKY DEMO - C SO.. WHY NOT FIRE OFF THE FUNKY GREET-LIST - D ABNORMAL(HI ZTH, IT WOULD BE FUN TO MEET YA TOO.) - C BYTERAPERS(DR.STAR, SEND!!) - C CRUSADE(SCREAM, COOL SENDS, SEND SOON!) - C DOMINATORS(WARFREAK, SEND MORE OFTEN. ALWAYS COOL!) - C DRUIDS(MAXELL, BAD LUCK BUDDY!! EDITOR AND INTRO IS ON THE WAY!) - C INPULSE(TRILLION, SEND OUR DISK BACK - C NEWSTYLE(JUDGE, DOOBIE PAL! STAY COOL!) - C XADES SOCIETY(MACRYF, GREET SPITTIE FROM US! SHOW THE REAL XADES-SPEED - C VIPER(MATHEW, ANY DEMO SOON?) - C GASH(TIM, MAKE YER INTROS/DEMOS WORK ON THE OLD 64!!) - C LIGHT(SHARK, FIX YER COMPUTA - GOBLIN, SEE!! WE'RE USING YER GRAFIX NOW!!) - C WORLD WIDE EXPRESSIV(TDJ, KEEP COOL FELLOW!! SEND MORE COOL DEMOS - C EXACT(WRAITH, COLD WINTER DOWN THERE? JUST KIDDING FRIEND - C ARGON(COON, DON'T SEND SO OFTEN! KIDDING, SEND!!) - C THE ZAINTS(HERO, YER DISK WILL SHOW UP, BELIEVE ME!) - AF OK, ZAGOR CONTINUES - C AVT(SMIRNOFF, MY COMERADE! SUNK ANY RUSKIES LATELY?) - C XAKK(MR.CROSS, DEMO SOON?) - C HEPTAGON(VIPER, CIAO PAL! ROCK DA HOUSE 881228- - C MDT(MR.BOGALOO, ONLY A FEW MONTHS LEFT IN THE ARMY - C TRONIX(MADMAX, IRON, XAIM, TREAX! HI FELLAS!! (BAGDER'S NOTE!)) - C TRIAD(JERRY, ANY COOL CRAX LATELY? DR.COOL, STAY COOL!) - C PARAGON(BOSS, HOW'S THAT EDITOR GOIN?) - C LORD DEATH(DECIDED TO JOIN SOMEONE YET?) - C MNEMONIC DESIGNS(SANKE, LEVITHAN! HOPE YER DOIN GREAT STUFF UP THERE! DEMO?) - C REDSTAR(U'RE HARD TO REACH ON THE PHONE MAN! GREAT GRAFIX!) - C ELBOW(FERNO, ANY X-MAS DEMO?) - C RADAR(JAM, SEND - C 4TH DIMENSION(S-C, SEND - C ZEROBOYS(DREAM WARRIOR, ANY DEMO COMING UP?) - C THE VOICE(MR.X, SEND SOON!) - C SPHINX(DRAGON, SEND MORE FUNKY DEMOS SOON - C ALABAMA(KWON, SEND!) - C BLACKLINE(TEDDIES, SEND SOON!) - (SAMPOX, MY ONLY FINNISH PAL! SEND SOON.) - C AGILE(GOLEM, MAY WE TRADE 4 EVER !?!) - C DANISH DREAM LINE(SLIDER, GO PAL, GO - C THE RULING COMPANY( - ? (, COOL DEMO AND STICKERS!!) - C TRIANGLE(YEP YA WROTE TO KJER! FUCKING COOL DEMOS - C ICE-T(ALSO KJER'S CONTACT. DAMNED COOL DEMOS!) - 1IS IT REALLY OVER NOW? - D SO LET'S RESTART - OCU ANOTHER TIME - AD UH! HERE'S KJER AGAIN. - C NOW THIS DEMO IS TO THE END, - D AND YOU MAY PRESS THE LONG ONE - I DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE GOING TO ELECT THE BEST DEMO IN THIS COMPE - ON, BUT IF THEY DO AND WE WIN, THEN THE WORLD OF - C BUT THAT NOT MY TROUBLE - C KJER IS SIGNING OFF - C IN A NICE, BUT NOT COOL DEMO. - B USE THE JOY IN PORT 2 - C (USE THE BUTT TO ERASE THE SCREEN). - AC BEFORE I LET A PROFESSIONAL SCROLL-WRITER COME, I MUST SAY THAT I, KJER, AND MASTERMIND CODED THISDEMO. - C SCREW YOU MASTERMIND, FOR MAKING IT SO HARD FOR ME TO FIX YOUR CODE. - C NOW BAGGIE AND ZAGGIE, - C THE KEYS ARE YOURS - 8DKJER OF HORIZON -
BILTANDBORSTE - - AGAIN, THE LAZY GUYS IN HORIZON PRESENT: BILTANDBORSTE! IN THE BEGINNINGOF A NEW YEAR 91CALL THE HZ HQ: *THE HOLY GRAIL*+46-(0)8-7747818 140MEGS 24HRS MEGAFREXX FROM US TO ALL OF YOU WELCOME TO OUR PARTY IN STOCKHOLM 29/3 1991 - - AF BILTANDBORSTE - ... WE THROW OUT SOME TOOTHBRUSHES TO THESE PERSONS... - AND AS ALWAYS ALL THE GUYS WE FORGOT!!! ENJOY THIS DEMO AS IT'S A GOOD ONE - ON A SCENE THAT'S GOING MORE AND MORE LAME... - AND REMEMBER THAT... - - 8DKJER OF HORIZON - PRESS THE JOY BUTTON.T - MUSIC - BOOGALOOIQ - R CARTOOTHBRUSH)A - G THE SECOND OF JANURARYQX - WE RULEZ NINTENDO...IT -